Somewhere they're meeting on a pin head

So, my current idea for Castiel's sermon tomorrow is for him to be all foggified and think everyone's a monkeypony or something similar.

Yes, I'm insane.

Now, taking from Castiel's previous monkeypony experience, this doesn't necessarily mean there will be attacking (thankfully, since, uh, he's still kinda indestructible), unless for whatever reason, your character attacks him first. He is, however, likely to disclaim his lord's responsibility for your creation and threaten the occasional smiting while noting that it's actually very impolite to throw pine cones at people.

So, you know, it could possibly just be your typical sermon, but I thought you'd all like to know.

I'm down with playing out an actual argument/fight/whatever should any parishoners also be all foggified, just be aware that Castiel canonically makes a clanging noise when he's hit, and doing so will probably hurt you more than it hurts him. (He won't, however, be currently able to smite you with a touch. Even if he thinks he has a reason to.)

This is all, as always, assuming my head isn't on backwards and I've got the BDE fog figured out properly. Questions, thoughts, etc. are all always welcome, and if no one ventures out to the church tomorrow, Castiel can just preach at the monkeypony NPC little old lady who sits in the front row. I'm down with that.

I'm far too amused by this video, and just had to share it with RP folks:

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*ring*

*click*

*five minutes of quiet white noise with the occasional piercing bit of feedback*

You've reached the voicemail of --

I don't understand. Why -- why do you want me to say my name?

*sound of attempts to dial*

*BEEP*

[ooc: phone messages left will reach Castiel, he just doesn't know that he needs to record a greeting. LOOK IT'S CANON NOW I HAD TO, OKAY?

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For the illustrious Katie:

Songs in the Key of Winchester (zip file)
Various things that for whatever reason remind me of Sam and his kin

Bat for Lashes - Horse and I
The Weakerthans - Without Mythologies
O Death
Hot Chip - The Warning
Camper Van Beethoven - Surprise Truck
Crooked Fingers - Your Control
Frightened Rabbit - Modern Leper
Moonbabies - Walking on My Feet
Patrick Wolf - Don't Say No
Peter and the Wolf - Mercy
Songs: Ohia - Old Black Hen
Sons and Daughters - Monster
They Might Be Giants - The Spiralling Shape
The National - Start a War

Songs in . . . well, a really random mix (zip file)
An eclectic spattering of things that I just kind of love and hope you do, too

Matthew Herbert - Harmonize
Gothic Archies - Shipwrecked
breathe, owl, breathe - Toboggan
Dar Williams - Beautiful Enemy
Dykehouse - Chain Smoking
Elbow - Switching Off
Oh No! Oh My! - The Party Punch
Peter and the Wolf - Dear Old Robyn (who'd have guessed there'd be two bands by that name, eh?)
Say Hi To Your Mom - Poor Pete is a Bit Self Conscious
Thao - Bag of Hammers
The Mountain Goats - Oceanographer's Choice
Tom McRae - A Day Like Today

Songs in the key of PORN! (zip file)
Because everyone needs songs so dirty their very titles have to be abbreviated or misleading

Liz Phair - HWC
Dykehouse - FYD
Get Set Go - What I Love About You
Liz Phair - Flower

Happy freakin' holidays!